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ICE ICE BABY -


TAGS: resume iceman
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:21 am
Jealousy gets you nowhere. (Airman has me beat) And.................... when was the last time you made a motifake???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 2:16 am
You're welcome, King of the jokefakers
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:15 am
Thank you, Mr. One Dimensional.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 2:11 am
OIC......But that's your mom on my chest (not the first time you've heard that,eh?)
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:08 am
Apologies, I mistook you in a dress for your sister.. I'm still saying things were anatomically correct, maybe. Frakkin' demon rum. You sure you aren't from Thailand??? OBTW, that's a cute tat of Freddy Mercury on your chest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:59 am
That just proves you've never met my sister......or any "woman" for that matter.
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 1:39 am
That's better. That's the Mooooooooooooooooo we know & loath. And those weren't Barbies, they were your sisters. At least they were anatomically correct.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:34 am
ICE...come sit down here....It's an intervention........We all care about you....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:31 am
Why would I mention your dad?...he just wanted a boy that didn't play with barbies.....Why dredge up those old memories? Do you need to talk to someone?
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 1:25 am
And you've never mentioned the man in your life. We're even. I understand it gets cold & lonely in the Great White North. It's Ok Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 12:55 am
No really, I don't want to offend or "out" you....but you've never mentioned a woman in your life. It's OK ICE...we're all friends here.
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 11:35 pm
Really? That's all you've got Mooooooooooooooooooo? You're slipping. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pitiful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 9:57 pm
Or ICEMAN's.....Uh.....UM....do you know any women ICE?
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 8:18 pm
It's easy, just put a little Flexall 454 in the jockstrap. Or even easier, show them a pic of Moooooooooooooooooo"s mom.


TRANSITION -


TAGS: killing rebels betraying the jedi terrible resume
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 8:18 pm
TOC took the high road, cause she's TOC, and she wears really tight leather jeans,.. but I regress,.. but me...I took the enough is enough road. for reals, again
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
LOL! Wait.... what?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm
the Quarterback, is toast...:)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
I need a night job. I'm missing all the fun. The nights don't belong to the timmys anymore. I'm like the frickin' Maytag repairman at night.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:53 pm
Wow. Has he been... sanitized?
Spades - June 9, 2010, 5:10 pm
Dude... I just got here and even i think this guys a jerk!
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:04 am
You're into dead chicks, huh? Nice to know.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:00 am
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy porking your mother.
wampyre - June 9, 2010, 10:30 am
Yet another awesome poster to rate 5 Rancors on! ! ! Nicely used Star Wars reference! ! !
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
I need to try and actually make a d*mn poster myself one of these days hehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:56 am
We'll have a memorial after he's gone.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
Can we have a sanitizer tribute day? >:) I mean hand sanitizer, of course. I am a germophobe.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
You just noticed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:54 am
I'm working on July...I'm slow and I drink a lot so be patient with me. I think the tribute calendar was a one time thing (or we'll need lots of new regulars)
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:52 am
Well, ffs, there is a d*** tribute calendar this month.
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:50 am
See I bet this guy would go "GUINESS again?" or even "COWS Again?" He has yet to realize the fact that Wait.....wait....anyone made a new calendar yet so he can see when to expect alot of the same?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:37 am
Well, I tried.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:13 am
He was talking to you, silly.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 9:10 am
Stop talking to yourself!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Would you walk into a bar and just start insulting everyone around you?...even the bouncers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
You should spend some time in the forum and get to know some of us and learn the spirit of the site. Unless you're just another troll. This is a tribute poster for a guy who uses a stormtrooper avatar.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:50 am
Stormtroopers? Again? For reals? AGAIN?


LIFE LESSONS -




REINCARNATION -


TAGS: mr caradine i presume
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:45 am
Way under rated.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
I almost did a "Look Ma no Rope" Thanks Sean
Sean - June 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
Looks like David now goes by Dianne. 5. And maybe the only poster on Motifake where "you're" and "your" could be interchangeable.


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